It was during my first trip to the beach WITHOUT my mom that
I learned what old people eat. And what do they eat you ask? The K&W
cafeteria...excuse me I mean the K&W CRAPteria. Yes, Myrtle Beach has many wonderful
places to eat, but this is not one of them.
This restaurant is probably the worst place I have ever visited.
As soon as I went into the restaurant, I looked around and
knew the food was going to be as bland as the atmosphere. The walls were beige
and the carpet was a dingy grey with burgundy checks. This isn't a restaurant
where you are greeted by a hostess, instead you just grab a tray and wait in line
like in a school cafeteria ( except any school cafeteria food is better). You have to ask the lunch lady to give you
whatever you want. The counter lady was really nice- almost too nice. There is
such a thing as too friendly and she definitely was that. It was a little
uncomfortable because she kept calling my Pappaw "sugar" AND my
Mammaw was right next to him.
While in line, I decided to get the roast beef with new
potatoes, a slice of Texas toast, and some blue jello. The meat was dry and
chewy, subpar at best. It was smothered in this disgusting brown sauce that
wasn't gravy or au jus ( and I love au jus). The sauce kind of reminded me of
the greasy liquid you drain off cleaning the grill. NASTY! And it smelled like
dog food, but I wouldn't even feed that stuff to my dog.
The potatoes were overdone and all the flavor had all been
boiled out. They were almost as bland as the atmosphere. The toast was doughy.
Texas toast is suppose to be crunchy and garlicky. This tasted like it had been
covered in Papa John's Garlic Butter Sauce. And while that stuff is fine on
pizza, it doesn't belong on toast. The
jello looked good when I got it, but ended up being more liquid than solid and
tasted more like sugar than blue raspberry. Overall, food FAILURE!
T-Taste- 0
A- Atmosphere- is a negative one possible?
S=Service- 1
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